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Teacher: ”What comes before 8?”
Student: ”My bus”
“What has two humps and is found in the north pole?”
“A lost camel”
“What happens when you throw an elephant in the see?”
“He gets wet”
Kid: ”Doctor, doctor I feel like every one is ignoring me!”
Doctor: ”Next!!”
Kid: ”Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses”
“You certainly do, this is a fish and chip shop!”
Kid: ”Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?”
Doctor: ”Yes - here's a kite!”
Kid: ”Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!”
Doctor: ”Stick your foot out and trip it up!”
“Doctor, Doctor... Everyone thinks I'm a liar!”
“I don't believe you!”
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